Berlin's #1 Emotional Support Hound

Finally.
A Therapist
Who Won't Judge You.

Sherlock is a certified good boi available for hourly emotional support sessions across Berlin. Unflappably calm, absurdly self-assured, and — for reasons science cannot explain — he smells exactly like warm bread fresh from the oven. Ideal for social anxiety, awkward parties, and anyone who needs a steady, fragrant presence by their side.

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* Not a real therapist. Results may include dog hair on your trousers.

Sherlock looking distinguished
Available in Berlin

The Data

Sherlock by the Numbers

Independently assessed. Peer-reviewed by strangers at the dog park.

Stubbornness
A hound on a mission cannot be reasoned with.
Sweetness
He will forgive you immediately after ignoring your command.
Silliness
Guaranteed to do something embarrassing at a critical moment.
Neediness
He will find your hand and place it on his head. Every time.
Judgement
Zero. Absolutely none. He does not care.
Icebreaker Ability
Strangers will approach you. You will have to talk to them. This is the point.
Calmness
Has never once panicked. Not even when the vacuum cleaner appeared. His calm is contagious.
Confidence
Walks into every room like he planned the whole thing. Watching him do this is oddly instructive.
Ambient Aroma
Warm bread. Fresh from the oven. Every time. Nobody knows why. Nobody is complaining.

The Process

How It Works

01

Tell us your situation

Upcoming party? First date? Team event? We match Sherlock's energy to your anxiety level.

02

Book a time slot

Choose your session length. Sherlock will show up, sniff around briefly, and get to work.

03

Let him do his thing

He will draw attention, demand scratches, and make you look like a very likeable person. Probably.

Packages

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All sessions include one dog. Leash not optional.

Popular

The Social Warm-Up

1 hour
€45

A gentle stroll through a Berlin park or neighbourhood. Sherlock does the social lifting — passers-by will stop, chat, and completely distract from whatever you were anxious about.

  • One Sherlock
  • One park walk
  • Unlimited ear rubs
  • Guaranteed small talk with strangers
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Best Value

The Awkward Party Rescue

2 hours
€75

Bring Sherlock to your social event. He will be the centre of attention, you will be "the one who brought the amazing dog," and nobody will remember you were nervous.

  • One Sherlock (event-ready)
  • Up to 2 hours on-site
  • Automatic conversation starter
  • Discreet exit strategy included
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Custom

The Full Deployment

3+ hours
from €110

For complex situations. A full afternoon with Sherlock — multiple locations, a proper walk, and extended emotional support for whatever your day throws at you.

  • One Sherlock (full intensity)
  • Flexible itinerary
  • Multiple locations
  • Post-session debrief available
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Testimonials

What Berliners Are Saying

★★★★★

"I was dreading my colleague's birthday dinner. With Sherlock there, the entire table spent 45 minutes talking about dogs instead of asking me about my career. Perfect evening."

— Anna K., Prenzlauer Berg
★★★★★

"He sat on my feet the entire time and refused to move. I didn't ask for that. But somehow it was exactly what I needed. 10/10 grounding technique."

— Kwame A., Mitte
★★★★★

"I was having a full panic spiral before the dinner. Then Sherlock arrived and just... sat there. Completely unbothered. Within five minutes I was somehow also unbothered. I don't know how he does it."

— Sophie L., Neukölln
★★★★★

"I brought him to a networking event. He stole a canapé off a tray, three people laughed, and suddenly I was having conversations. I am now employed. Sherlock gets partial credit."

— Mehmet Y., Friedrichshain
★★★★★

"He smells like bread. I cannot stress this enough. I booked him for a work event and three people asked me if I'd been to a bakery. The whole room relaxed. I don't know what's in that dog but it works."

— Priya S., Schöneberg
★★★★★

"I booked the party package for my housewarming. Sherlock arrived, immediately found the coziest corner of the sofa, and did not move. Everyone loved him. Nobody noticed I was nervous."

— Fatima A., Charlottenburg

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Book a Session with Sherlock

Tell us about your situation and we'll find a time that works. Sherlock's schedule fills up — especially around the holiday party season.

Berlin-based. Sherlock travels within Berlin. Remote sessions not available (he doesn't do video calls).

We'll get back to you within 24 hours. Sherlock will not personally reply to emails.